$DDA - DeFi Degens Anonymous
Welcome, Degenerate. You Are Not Alone.
One Rug Pull at a Time. Your Path to Financial Disillusionment Starts Here.
Disclaimer: We are not financial advisors. We are financially traumatized.
One Rug Pull at a Time. Your Path to Financial Disillusionment Starts Here.
Disclaimer: We are not financial advisors. We are financially traumatized.
We've all been there. The moon mission that turned into a crater. The project that rugged harder than your last relationship. $DDA is where your trauma finds its tribe.
We embrace the pain. We share the memes. We HODL through the tears. Because sometimes, not selling is the most degenerate move of all.
Total Rugs Survived: 12
Average IQ Lost: 42
Median Hopium Level: 11%
$DDA isn't just a token; it's your sobriety chip in the casino of crypto.
Vote on the most cynical memes, videos, and "failure stories" generated by our community. The best trauma gets rewarded!
Hold $DDA for extended periods (think 90 days) and earn unique "Sobriety Medallions" (NFTs) or additional tokens.
30-day
90-day
100% Fair Launch: No VC crumbs, no team allocations. Just pure, unadulterated degenerate opportunity.
3% Sell Tax: Fueling our Collective Trauma Treasury and rewarding the true HODLers. Because somebody has to pay for the therapy.
Inspired by Resilience: If BRETT can moon, so can collective despair. (Probably not, but we can dream).
Phase 1
The Intervention (Current) — Launch $DDA and establish core community.
Phase 2
Group Therapy (Upcoming) — UGC treasury, meme contests, NFT Sobriety Medallions.
Phase 3
Relapse Prevention (Future) — Ironic partnerships, potential $DDA merch.